Funny Christmas Gifts
Two things go wrong with funny Christmas gifts: they arrive late, and they end up in a bin by January. Nothing ships here, so neither is possible.
It cannot arrive late
There is no delivery window. Buy it on the 24th and the grave exists on the 24th. The only deadline is the moment you need the link.
What it is
Damnation Vacation sells a numbered, permanent plot in one of Dante's nine circles of Hell. You pay $6.66, pick who it's for, name their cardinal sin in twenty characters or fewer, and choose their circle. They get a public gravestone page with their name on it, their plot number, and a counter tracking how many days they've been down there.
Works across a family
Nine circles, one family, and a long argument over dinner about who belongs where. $6.66 each keeps it well inside most family gift limits.
Common questions
What is a funny Christmas gift under $10?
A $6.66 permanent plot in Hell, with the recipient's name, their circle, and a cardinal sin you write for them.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Nothing is shipped. The gift is a link that exists as soon as you pay.
Is it suitable for a family gift exchange?
Yes, if the sin you write is aimed at a running family joke. It reads out loud well.