Funny Gifts for a Brother or Sister
Nobody has better source material on a person than their sibling. This gives that material somewhere to go: a circle, a twenty-character sin, and a grave that does not expire.
The receipts are the point
A sin drawn from something that happened in 2009 will do more damage than anything you could buy. Twenty characters, and they will know exactly which incident you mean.
What they get
Damnation Vacation sells a numbered, permanent plot in one of Dante's nine circles of Hell. You pay $6.66, pick who it's for, name their cardinal sin in twenty characters or fewer, and choose their circle. They get a public gravestone page with their name on it, their plot number, and a counter tracking how many days they've been down there.
The gift is a link. You send it to them, they open it and find their own grave, and then they send it to whoever they think belongs next to them. That's the whole thing.
Expect one back
The most common thing that happens after a sibling opens theirs is that they buy you one.
Common questions
What is a funny gift for a sister or brother?
A $6.66 permanent plot in one of Dante's nine circles, with a cardinal sin you write from twenty-odd years of evidence.
Is it too mean for a family Christmas?
That depends on the sin you write. Aim it at a running family joke rather than a sore subject.
Can they get me back?
Yes, and they usually do.