Gifts for Someone Who Has Everything
The person who has everything has a specific weakness: everything they own, they chose. This is the opposite. Somebody else decided, it is permanent, and there is no returns process.
Why the usual approach fails
Buying up-market for this person doesn't work — they already have a better one. Buying an "experience" doesn't work either; their calendar is the actual constraint.
What works is something they would never have bought themselves and now cannot get rid of.
What this is
Damnation Vacation sells a numbered, permanent plot in one of Dante's nine circles of Hell. You pay $6.66, pick who it's for, name their cardinal sin in twenty characters or fewer, and choose their circle. They get a public gravestone page with their name on it, their plot number, and a counter tracking how many days they've been down there.
The part they can't opt out of
All sales are final. A sealed deed cannot be edited, transferred, or removed. For most gifts that's a limitation. Here it's the entire premise.
Common questions
What do you buy someone who has everything and wants nothing?
Something they cannot buy, cannot return, and did not choose. A permanent named plot in Hell is $6.66 and satisfies all three.
Is it returnable?
No. All sales are final and a sealed deed cannot be edited, transferred or removed.
Does anything physical arrive?
No. The gift is a permanent public page you send them.