Damnation Vacation
Reserve a plot · $6.66
April Fools

April Fools Gifts That Aren't a Waste of a Day

Most April Fools pranks end at noon. This one leaves something behind — a permanent page with their name on it that is still there in July.

The joke outlives the day

That's the difference between this and a prank. On April 2nd the counter reads 1. It keeps going.

What it is

Damnation Vacation sells a numbered, permanent plot in one of Dante's nine circles of Hell. You pay $6.66, pick who it's for, name their cardinal sin in twenty characters or fewer, and choose their circle. They get a public gravestone page with their name on it, their plot number, and a counter tracking how many days they've been down there.

Send it cold

One message, just the link, no explanation. Let them find their own grave.

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Common questions

What is a good April Fools prank on a friend?

Send them a $6.66 grave page with their own name, circle and cardinal sin already on it, and no explanation.

Is it permanent even though it's a prank?

Yes. The deed cannot be edited, transferred or removed once sealed.

Does it cost more on April 1st?

No. It is $6.66 every day of the year.

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