Bachelor and Bachelorette Party Gifts
The wedding party already has a running list of everyone's worst quality. $6.66 each turns it into a permanent public record.
Do the whole party
Nine circles, one wedding party. Assign everyone, then reveal the sins one at a time. At $6.66 a head, a party of eight costs less than a round of drinks.
What each person gets
Damnation Vacation sells a numbered, permanent plot in one of Dante's nine circles of Hell. You pay $6.66, pick who it's for, name their cardinal sin in twenty characters or fewer, and choose their circle. They get a public gravestone page with their name on it, their plot number, and a counter tracking how many days they've been down there.
The one for the person getting married
Treachery is the traditional choice, on the grounds that they are abandoning the group. Nobody has ever taken this badly.
Common questions
What is a cheap group gift for a bachelor party?
$6.66 per person for a permanent, numbered plot in Hell, each with their own circle and cardinal sin.
Can I buy several at once?
Each plot is purchased individually, so you buy one per person. There is no bulk checkout.
Which circle for the bride or groom?
Treachery, the ninth, for leaving the group. It is the traditional answer.